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(This Following Collection Of Words Works Best When Read With Morgan Freeman’s Voice)

Since I have to, I’m going to be telling you a little about myself, Brendan. My biggest worry is probably not getting into a good college and being stuck in this dinky little town forever. My career goal, once I get out of college is to become a Pharmacist at a decent hospital, or to become a script writer and/or voice actor for a video game development company.

If I had to lay out a specific goal for this year, it would probably be to pass all my classes, not die, and to get credit for high school. I really need the high school cred to help get into a good college because, let’s face it, you have to have a degree to do anything now.

Since I need one more paragraph about myself, I’ll tell you where I plan on living one day, but one request before I do. Please don’t stalk me. Now, since I have to pick a place where I’d like to live one day, my first choice would be Seattle, Washington, and my second choice would be Eureka, California. Mainly because it doesn’t get unreasonably hot in those areas, like it does here in Texas, and because I prefer the cool damp climate they normally have.

Well, if you wanna know more about me, you shouldn’t. Because that’s a little creepy. (A lot creepy)